Hey! Hey Zero! Look here!

[ohexplodable]

Elsa
Tabby
Whoever gets to it first

I figure Elsa could start with a little talk about literature because, let's be honest, Tabby'd never talk about Shakespeare.

It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more politics
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother____ing boat is exploding!

NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!

Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!

NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!

Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!

Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!

NEXTWAVE! (Wooawoaah)
NEXTWAVE!

Give us a NextWave rollcall!

MONICA!
Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff! *dirty look goes here?*
AARON!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent! *sweet revenge?*
THE CAPTAIN! *a pregnant pause here?*
His name is The Captain!

NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!

For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...